Hello blog followers! I hope you all had a lovely weekend. I enjoyed this amazing weather all weekend with a little patio eating and even hit up a corn maze with some friends. I also, unfortunately, am continuing fun times with Texting-Wonderboy. Here's what went down...
Last week, he texted me - "Hola." What an opening! At this point, I wasn't sure how to respond considering the last time he texted me was in the middle of the night with the infamous "booty text". So I asked a male co-worker his thoughts. The answer..."He texts you nonsense, so text him nonsense". I loved the idea :)
So to his "Hola", I text back "That's how I roll." It makes no sense, is in no context, and is literally just a statement. Honestly, I thought I'd confuse him, but he kept respoonding back to my nonsense. I secretly think he kinda understood my text rambles. We texted nonsense back and forth for like 40 minutes...then I had to stop. My brain felt like mush.
Now today he texted again. I'll give you one guess on the opening text-line...Yes! Correct, it was "Hola." So original. So we text back and forth for a while. Then eventually he says, "Well, we should get crazy soon." I'm like, what does that even mean??? So I ask...he replies with "Dunno. Drinking rampage."
OH...MY...GOD. What is wrong with this guy??? Ugh.
So here's my plea...does anyone out there know a single, normal, ambitious, funny, and somewhat attractive man I can date? Preferrably one without a texting plan...