Good evening! The dating games have really begun...tonight I took the time to get myself on eHarmony. I've tried some of the other dating sites in the past, but honestly it is always the same 45 year old, balding, heavy, greasy men that end up asking me out. I figured with this patented "romance survey" that eHarmony has you take, it has to be fool-proof...right?
My first reaction to eHarmony is that the "romance survey" is like a really easy SAT...not hard questions like the SAT's, but tedious like the SAT's. They put this bar in the top right-hand corner of the survey that counts down the percentage you've completed. At the beginning you're whizzing through it like, "This is so easy!" and "I'm going to be finding Mr. Right anytime now"...by the end of the survey you're kinda kranky and thinking "Didn't they already ask me this? What? Did they just rephrase the same question 50 times??" I hit the kranky stage around 77% complete. Some would say I'm patient for making it to 77%...well, the survey says I am...
At the completion of this eHarmony "romance survey" I checked out my Homepage was pleasantly surprised to find 5 matches already. 2 look like total meat heads...even-so I'm open minded and enjoy a good set of biceps now and again.
eHarmony thus far...survey says?...too soon to tell.
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